Hello boys and girls
HE: Can I buy you a drink
SHE:
Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a
photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or
was it twice
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the
same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so
beautiful
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think
I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you
leaving
HE: What would you say if I asked you to
marry me
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the
same time.
HE: Can I have your name
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one
HE: Shall we go see a movie
SHE:
I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been
all my life
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty
SHE: Yes,
and this one will be too if you sit down.
HE:
So, what do you do for a living
SHE: I'm a female
impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest
dreams
